Whiskey And Bacon in the morning
wilwheaton:

(via xkcd: Beliefs)

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

threadless:

Inspired by everyone’s favorite medieval comedy, “It is a Silly Place" by Queenmob is one of the highest scoring designs in our $20K design challenge! Ms. Queenmob left us with this familiar little tune to accompany her submission:
“We’re knights of the round tableWe dance whene’er we’re ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re knights of the Round TableOur shows are formidableBut many times we’re given rhymesThat are quite unsingableWe’re opera mad in CamelotWe sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we’re tough and able.Quite indefatigableBetween our quests we sequin vestsAnd impersonate Clark GableIt’s a busy life in Camelot.
SINGLE MANI have to push the pram a lot.”
Artists, you still have three days to submit your designs to this challenge for a chance at $20K!

threadless:

Inspired by everyone’s favorite medieval comedy, “It is a Silly Place" by Queenmob is one of the highest scoring designs in our $20K design challenge! Ms. Queenmob left us with this familiar little tune to accompany her submission:

We’re knights of the round table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We’re knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We’re opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we’re tough and able.
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It’s a busy life in Camelot.

SINGLE MAN
I have to push the pram a lot.”

Artists, you still have three days to submit your designs to this challenge for a chance at $20K!

therewillbebourbon:

Congratulations to Wild Turkey Master Distiller James Russell on his Lifetime Honorary Member Award from the Kentucky Distillers’ Association.  Russell has been at Wild Turkey for 60 years and becomes only the 6th person to receive this award.
Happy weekending!

therewillbebourbon:

Congratulations to Wild Turkey Master Distiller James Russell on his Lifetime Honorary Member Award from the Kentucky Distillers’ Association.  Russell has been at Wild Turkey for 60 years and becomes only the 6th person to receive this award.

Happy weekending!

3drunkencelts:

a spoonful of sugar?

comedycentral:

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